Travel to the world’s most exotic places and unleash a gentle fart

If you get lost, meet at Gustave Eiffel's erection

Marvel at Gustave Eiffel’s erection, I did.

One of life’s great pleasures is insulting foreigners. Their great hooked noses, their silly little goatees, the goat’s cheese smell of their armpits. And their farts! The burned nutmeg singed with castor oil fermented with cabbage eruptions -intriguing aromas, yes, but hardly a match for your good old British doubled-baked full-fat-fried triple-reciprocating heavy-fuel-oil-lubricated Thruxton&Whitstable Krakatoa special now, are they? By George, no! But it’s not enough to fart on a foreigner as you pass one in the street: few will thank you for your efforts, and even fewer will worship you as a deity. No, if you’re an ambitious gent, you’ll travel to where there’s loads of foreigners to offend: Foreignland!

Let His Lordship’s rip-roaring tales delight your senses and shock your decencies! Cheerio! Pip pip! Ahoy!

Norway fjord

Definitely go here. Shock and outrage the Norwegians. Then bugger off.

(image- public domain wikicommons)

Alaska- https://thegentlemanscoundrel.com/2014/02/01/alaska/

Byron Bay- https://thegentlemanscoundrel.com/2014/02/05/byron-bay-thou-shalt-not-mock-lefties/

Hong Kong- https://thegentlemanscoundrel.com/2014/02/05/a-dose-of-the-hong-kong-dong/

Manila Airport- https://thegentlemanscoundrel.com/2012/09/30/journey-into-hell-manila-airport/

Nelson Bay- https://thegentlemanscoundrel.com/2012/09/30/nelson-bay-australia-almost-as-safe-as-a-visit-to-somalia/

That’s it for now, old spoon. Pip pip!

For a truly enjoyable holiday, go and drop a few pineapples on the Jerries, it'll make them feel nostalgic

For a truly enjoyable holiday, go and drop a few pineapples on the Jerries, it’ll make them feel nostalgic