Seduction: Madame Bovary

Now jolly old Gustave – imagine having the surname Flaubert – sounds like a wet fart, we can only hope he didn’t smell like one – Gustave gives us a glorious template for seduction here, and I’ve broken it down to four separate parts. Now listen, old chap, I’m going to break my cardinal rule here and be logical, sensible, and factual. If you are a complete nincompoop and unable to follow step-by-step instructions – then bugger off. Don’t end the page saying what – what – I don’t understand. This really is easy to follow.

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Personally I like to greet an attractive lady by vomiting down her decolletage, women find it daring and intriguing.